Dee – I’m ashamed to say that Lovegirl had nothing to do with its disappearance . . . .
Los Angelista – Really? The freezer??
Y’all – I found my passport. It was in the safe. Exactly where I’d left it. I’m not going to tell you how much of the house I simultaneously tore up/straightened up while looking for it
Wherever Lovegirl put it.
In the freezer, zipped inside a freezer bag.
Oh, wait. That’s my house!
Dee – I’m ashamed to say that Lovegirl had nothing to do with its disappearance . . . .
Los Angelista – Really? The freezer??
Y’all – I found my passport. It was in the safe. Exactly where I’d left it. I’m not going to tell you how much of the house I simultaneously tore up/straightened up while looking for it