This guy at work just asked me if I want a pony for Lovegirl. He knows someone looking to basically give one away.
HELL NO! I can barely take care of the three humans in the house, I certainly can’t be bothered with a horse!!
If any of y’all are in the market for a pony, let me know. I can make you a great deal!!!
Come on, let Lovegirl have a pony! She can ride it in the parade next year!
What the hell?
That’s random.
Hey you want a pony???
Hey you want a baby crocodile???
Hey you want a VCR…still in the box. Brand new. $50!
Hell naw….get outta here!
Aww I could see Lovegirl proudly riding her little pony to school too. Let her get it! It would make for great blog topics if nothing else