Lovegirl: Mama, what’s for breakfast?
Nerd Girl: A banana.
Lovegirl: I love bananas!
Lovegirl: Mom, what’s for breakfast?
Nerd Girl: Watermelon.
Lovegirl: Sigh! I am not eating any more fruit until I get a donut for breakfast!
Nerd Girl: *silence and a blank face in the rear view mirror*
Lovegirl: I’m not getting a donut tomorrow, am I?
Lovegirl: Mom, what’s for breakfast this morning?
Nerd Girl: A banana and grapes.
Lovegirl: Oh boy! I love bananas and grapes! And I’m going to eat my breakfast without complaining!
Nerd Girl: Go ahead, pick out which donut you want.
Lovegirl: The one with white icing and sprinkles. No. Not the round sprinkles, the long sprinkles. I waited a long time for this. Thank you mama. You are the best mom ever!
Lovegirl: Mom, can I have a piece of PawPaw’s pound cake for dessert?
Nerd Girl: You can have a slice, but PawPaw didn’t make that pound cake.
Lovegirl: Okay, fine. Can I have a piece of God’s pound cake? He made everything.
Lovegirl: Mom, do you know who I just love so much?
Nerd Girl: Me and Daddy?
Lovegirl: Nope. Aidan. I love Aidan so much. He’s like my best friend ever! And he’s new.
Nerd Girl: New?
Lovegirl: Yes mama. Last year they said we were getting a new friend, and it was Aidan. He’s new.
Nerd Girl: Well honey, that was last year. He’s not new anymore. You all have been in school together for a whole year.
Lovegirl: Well, he’s not old. You and Daddy are old.