….do I get dressed in a semi-dark room on a semi-regular basis and still act surprised when my look is a bit off once I see it in full light?
….was I personally offended when “Team Mission” lost Restaurant Wars on Top Chef even though I could tell early on that they weren’t going to be able to pull it off?
….did I just spend 10 minutes coloring in the little white fuzzies on my black tights w/a Sharpie? (Um, I’m not the only person who’s ever done this, right? Right??? Refer to first bullet if you’re wondering why I needed to do this!)
….did I think that Kim calling NeNe a moose on RHOA last night was one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time?
….is my child trying her best to celebrate Halloween even though I’ve told her repeatedly that we do not?
….am I having difficulty accessorizing a basic, gray sweater dress that I bought recently? Any ideas?
….is my right hand so stankin’ dry? My left hand looks good – my right hand looks like I am a day laborer in a flour factory. Aargh!
….did I forget to go to a meeting yesterday? My boss swung by at 10:30 and asked me to go to a noon meeting. I didn’t remember until almost 3:00.
….did I have to call one of my white friends yesterday and tell her that her FB posting a video of a black baby dancing is cool – but that writing “looks just like a little monkey with rhythm” is not?
….have I missed so many episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm that I didn’t know Larry was dating? What happened to his wife??
….cannot I wear a belt to save my life? Yeah, yeah, I can wear one with pants in the proper loops, but I cannot belt a sweater/cardigan/shirt and look right to save my life! Mrs. Obama (and S23) has the look down pat – I look slightly “special” every time I try it!
….don’t you share some of your recent ponderings with us?