Nerd Girl: Lovegirl, come pick up these shoes and put them in your closet.
Lovegirl: Oh, alright (in her best “heffa, leave me alone” voice).
Nerd Girl: What did I tell you about speaking to me in that tone of voice?! Get yourself together.
Lovegirl: Yes ma’am. I’m going to put my shoes up. I’ll do it because you have wisdom.
Nerd Girl: What?
Lovegirl: Wisdom, Mama, wisdom. Don’t you know God? Then you have wisdom. Know God, know wisdom. No God, no wisdom. Doesn’t pastor tell y’all this stuff? We kids learn it in Vacation Bible School.
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Nerd Girl: Lovegirl, Ms. R. invited us to her daughter’s show choir performance tonight – would you rather go to the last night of Vacation Bible School or to see the show choir performance.
Lovegirl: Mama, tell Ms. R I am so sorry but I’ve got to go to Vacation Bible School. Those little children don’t know anything about God and I’ve only got one more night to teach them a few things!
God help us all.
I’m crying over here.
LOLOL!! ONE MORE NIGHT, MOM!!!
That’s why I love Lovegirl!
Heavenly Father………….. ||||||/////_____________________
LOLOL!
Lovegirl needs a tv deal..not movie. I’d need to see her weekly!
She seriously does need her own show. Just a one girl stand up comedy show
That baby truly loves the Lord. What a blessing.
I’ve got to put you up higher on my blogroll because this just made my day. I can’t visit everyone everyday, so I’ve been neglecting ya. She’s awesome!
This is too cute!