- Oh, today isn’t Monday? That’s how crazed things are for me right about now – I don’t even know what day it is. Between intensive summer classes, being crazy busy at work, and trying to maintain some semblance of sanity? I’m about to go nuts.
- My fitness routine? No longer exists. I’ve officially given up until August when I’ll be done with school (whoooooooo hooooooo!) and can get back into a routine. I have been watching my diet – hope that counts for something.
- The new lady at work is driving us all batty. She sounds like a chipmunk, doesn’t take direction well – okay, doesn’t take direction at all, and questions every.damn.thing. Not in a “oh, I am so interested in learning every aspect of this job” kind of way. More a “you couldn’t possibly know what you’re talking about” kind of way. She is so annoying that my peeps – friends, husband, mama – hang up if she answers the phone. Yeah, she’s that bad.
- Speaking of chipmunks – there’s something alive in my attic. I hear it over in the night when the house is still. I mentioned it to Smoochy when he was home last night. His response – “yeah, I heard that the other day.” Ummmmm…..that is so not an acceptable response. I’mma need him to call Ghostbusters or B.illy the Exterminator or somebody. With a quickness. I’m pretty sure whatever the heck it is doesn’t have enough home training to stay in the attic forever and nothing good will come of it venturing into my living quarters.
- I think I’m going to have a vanilla ice cream cone for lunch today. Anything else would be too much effort.
- My niece took her state tests – missed two questions – one in language arts, one in math. Nerd runs deep in this family – love it!
- That’s all. The vanilla ice cream is calling my name. Have a great day.
I’m totally going to call and hang up on her now.
DON’T GO NUTS!! There. That helped, didn’t it? Ice cream for lunch sounds good to me!
What’s your work number? I want to make a prank call.