*Picture it, the regional library, children’s section, February 2013*
LG: Excuse me, do you have any books on Milt Campbell?
Librarian: excuse me?
LG: do you have any books on Milt Campbell?
Librarian: do you mean Wilt Chamberlain?
LG: is Chamberlain spelled C-A-M-P-B-E-L-L?
iHollered!
…and since, like the librarian, I’d never heard of Milt Campbell, I googled him. He was the first black to win an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon. (Melbourne, 1956).
This black history moment has been brought to you by my favorite daughter – the hilarious LG!
You’re welcome.
I do not want to sound inappropriate or insensitive to your precocious child nor to the accomplishments of Milt OR Wilt. But could you please tell me how in the . . . ? where in the . . . ? who in the . . . ? *turning and walking away, SMH*
I hooped when I heard this. So did my co-workers, my supervisor and your daddy.
I can honestly say that the LG stories are pretty much the only stories that make me want to have kids. Pure comedy.
LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LG – 10, librarian – negative 142!
She is hilarious!!!
HILARIOUS!!!
I Love LG ! STILL Holler laughing!! Hahahhahhhahhahaahahhhahaahaha!
LMAO I almost spit out my Orange Juice. This little girl is hilarious LOL.
Lawwwwd! I really do love that child of yours. Wish I could have seen your face & the librarian’s face after she said that.
Nothing better than being “checked” by a child. LOL!!
I am in tears from laughing…………Thank you Love Girl!
For serious? I am at my desk LMBO!!!!!! I LOVE that kid!!!!
LOL! Please consider my day made. I’m done here.
Hilarious!
this just made me LMAO!
I love these stories!