Scene: In line at my local Wa*l Mart so I can purchase a money order
Cashier: Next please. How can I help you? Hey Sweetie, what’s your name?
Nerd Girl: Your name is not McKenzie
Cashier: Your mama says your name isn’t McKenzie
Lovegirl: That’s not my mama. That’s Keesha.
What?!? This girl is going to get me arrested for child abduction. And who the h is Keesha?!?