Nerd Girl: Lovegirl, what are you doing?
Lovegirl: I’m making three cookies for the Baby Jesus*.
Nerd Girl: Oh honey, that’s sweet.
Lovegirl: I might make one for the angel Joseph too.
Nerd Girl: Honey, Joseph wasn’t an angel.
Lovegirl: Who is he then?
Nerd Girl: Jesus’ father.
Lovegirl: Mama, God is Jesus’ father. I don’t know who this Joseph person is, I’m not making him a cookie!
*Please know that every time she says “Baby Jesus” I think of one of those silly prayers from T*alladega N*ights and crack myself up!