Dear College Professor Dudes and Dudettes,
Please, please, for the love of all that is good and proper – STOP assigning group projects!
I would rather swim or sink on my own. I do not play well with others when it comes to my course work. I’m not saying they’re wrong, but I am suggesting that I am right.
Thank you for your consideration –
(Do/did y’all like group projects when you were in school? Is it just me?!?!)