25 gazillion – The number of times I wanted to kick my own ass for walking off and leaving my purse on the counter at K.ohls. Where it was promptly stolen.
79 gazillion – The number of times I thanked God that all they did was buy $31 worth of gas!
6 – The number of dollars it takes to replace one’s driver’s license.
4 – The number of women who weren’t wearing bras at the DMV. Waaaaay TMI!
2 – The number of times I re-read an issue of R.eal S.imple I had in the backseat of the car while waiting for them to call my number @ the DMv.
0 – The number of places willing to take those bogus a$@ temporary checks the bank issued me yesterday. I was just trying to buy a new wallet . . .
7 – The number of charms on my charm bracelet. Which was in my purse. Which I probably will never get back. This saddens me beyond belief.
3 – The number of immediate positives of this situation. I get a chance to start over with a balanced checkbook, I get to buy a new purse and wallet, I get to buy new lipglosses!
12ish – The number of times my Mama said “girl, I told you to stop carrying those little bitty purses! You need something with some weight so you’ll know when it isn’t there.”
100ish – The number of times my Mama asked me if I was sure I didn’t need any money to make it through to pay day. (Thanks Ma, but I don’t carry my whole check around in my purse! Heck, they may have gotten 65 cents. Nerd Girl doesn’t do cash!)
Any numbers you’d like to share?
Have yourself a great weekend! If I can get my allergies under control, Lovegirl and I will be at the St. Patrick’s Day parade on Saturday – if you’re in town – join us!!