Dear Blog Secret Santa ~
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
They’re cool and all, but not really my thing.
Could you send me a shiny diamond ring?
Yeah, didn’t think so but don’t get pissed,
Following is my for-real Christmas hint list:
I like to read, heck I’m a nerd
If I got a Borders gift card I’d be like word!
Cute socks or a scarf would be cool,
And I am a manicure/pedicure nail polishing fool.
Please don’t send me any body wash or lotion
I’m still trying to use all of last year’s potion.
I like jewelry – for my neck and my wrist
If you sent vanilla candles, I wouldn’t be pissed.
So there are some hints dear Santa
I’ve tried to help you out.
Don’t feel obligated to stick to the above,
I’m sure whatever you send will be chosen with blog-love.
So throw your hands in the air,
And wave ’em like you just don’t care,
And if you read Nerd Girl let me hear you say “oh yeah.”
Word up. Clearly my head-cold/cold med combo has taken hold of my senses….