So yesterday morning (yep, when I should’ve been in church) I went grocery shopping. As I’m walking in I can see two dudes – father and son? – standing there staring. At me. Um, okay. So the closer I get, the harder they stare. I’m slightly creeped out and I start thinking about all the episodes of C.riminal M.inds that I probably shouldn’t have watched and remembering the words of one A.ntoine D.odson “they’re snatching yo people up!” So they’re staring, I’m walking.
I get to where they are and the older one says “Damn! That’s a wedding band she’s got on.” I blink, smile, and head toward the dairy section.
Dear Fred and Lamont: standing at the grocery store door staring women down trying to find a date for one (both?) of y’all is so not a good idea.