1. Have Pserendipity remind you that y’all are having a garage sale in two days.
2. Post an ad on Crai.gslist advising the general public that all of your
crap fantastic earthly treasures will be available for purchase.
3. Go to bed at 9 on the Friday night before the garage sale.
4. Wake up at 5 on Saturday and look around your house for random treasures to sell.
5. Put said treasures in back of car along with sleep daughter.
6. Hightail it over to Pserendipity’s and lay wares out.
7. Pray that you make $20 to offset the price of a purse you’ve been coveting.
8. End up making $47 – a good portion of which came from Pserendipity’s neighbor who was having the sale with us.
9. Walk around talking smack about your riches.
10. Ensure that you have something that will really catch buyers’ attention and reel them in: