Sunday night I walked into my room to find Lovegirl in my bed posted up with a book. My book.
Nerd Girl: Um, Lovegirl, what are you doing?
NG: Why are you reading my book?
Lovegirl: It was here.
NG: Lovegirl, that book is not for children. It is for adults. You need to read the books you get from the library or that we buy for you.
LG: Oh I know it’s not for children. What’s a heifer?
NG: It’s another way of saying cow. It’s not a nice thing to call anybody.
LG: That other word you told me not to say is in here too.
NG: What word?