So…I’m sitting at work sharpening pencils (oh, it’s glamorous around here y’all) when the phone rings. I recognize the number from LG’s school. I answer and find myself talking to LG’s substitute teacher.
The substitute tells me that she told LG to stop playing in the sink and to come out of the bathroom.
LG told her “no, I don’t want to” and kept playing in the water.
Sub told her again. LG replies “I already told you, I’m playing. I don’t want to come out.”
Sub tells her that she’s going to get the principal. LG tells her “fine, I’ll come out but only because you’re threatening to tell on me.”
I ask to speak to LG and she confirms the story.
What, dear reader, would you do if this was your child talking jazzy to a teacher? I really, really wanna know!!!!