Okay, math is not my favorite subject. Never has been. But I figured I could at least hold LG down until 6th grade . 7th if they don’t start with that x-axis/y-axis foolishness. Anyhoo.
Last night LG asks me to help her with her math ’cause she’s not understanding it. They’re working on double digit subtraction. I got this! Except I don’t. Because of course, the way we learned to subtract way back in the last century? Not good enough for these children of the new millennium.
I have worked with LG (A little. Please remember, I hate math. Though I am trying not to pass that hatred on to her) on basic mathematics functions. And I taught her the way I’d been taught. I should’ve known better.
So last night? Yeah, I couldn’t find my way home. Let that sink in for a moment.
I picked LG up from school at 5:00 which means we should be walking in our home at 5:05, 5:03 if the two lights between the school and the house are working in our favor.
I take our normal route only to discover that a portion of the street that runs behind our home is blocked off and I cannot turn into our subdivision. No problem – I’ll just go back up a street and come out on another portion of the street. Except…apparently there is no street that I can access to get where I need to go. How do I know? Because I spent a good 30 minutes turning up one street and down another trying to get home. You know – the home we’ve lived in for 9 years. Yeah, that one.
I called Smoochy and told him I couldn’t get home. He thought the car had run hot again. Nope. Then that dude asked me if I was having some sort of menopausal mind lapse. Sir! I certainly am not. I just can’t find a through street. I told him forget it, I’d go around the neighborhood and come in through the back. So 36 minutes later LG and I finally walked into our blessed house. I was spent. And felt really ridiculous for having such a hard time getting home.
This morning I was talking to a dad who lives behind us and guess what? He – and a number of his neighbors – had done the same thing. Apparently there used to me a through street (I knew it!!!) but access was closed a few years ago and now there really are only two ways into and out of our area. Except for right now, there’s only one way in and out thanks to whatever the heck they’re doing to the street. I fully expect it to be paved with gold for all of the hassle I encountered last night.
In case you are a visual learner, I took a few moment to sketch out my experience last night. You’re welcome.
Today is Monday, August 20. According to my records we’re supposed to discuss “The Grace of Silence” today. Um, I haven’t finished it. And by finished, I mean I haven’t started it. Let’s reconvene on Tuesday, September 4. Cool? Cool.
Speaking of oops, what is wrong with this man??? Apparently this man, who is running for Senate has opened his mouth and inserted not only his foot, but several other feet that were laying around nearby. Genius – who opposes abortion no matter what – said that the female body “shuts down” to prevent pregnancy in cases of “legitimate rape.”
What in the what is he talking about??? Now let me say, I believe in a woman’s right to obtain a safe, legal abortion. Whether or not anyone agrees with me is not the point. I don’t care if one’s stance is that abortion should be illegal. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But if you’re against abortion, just say “I am anti-abortion.” Do not spout off b.s. scientific “facts” like a woman’s body shuts down to prevent pregnancy in cases of legitimate rape. What quack-ass doctor told him that? What the hell is legitimate rape? I cannot fathom that there are people with normal levels of intelligence walking around – much less holding office – who believe such nonsense. I really cannot.
Is this the Republican stance in a nutshell? “So, let’s make abortion – in any case illegal. Let’s force women to carry out unwanted pregnancies. Let’s then deny them any sort of help – financial or medical – while they’re carrying these pregnancies to term. And, to wrap it all up, let’s not provide any sort of services or support for the women or their children once they’re born. Because that’s what God would have us do.” Am I missing something?!?!?
Geez, it’s time for yet another news boycott. I can’t handle hearing this madness day in and day out until November.
Welcome to Nerd Girl’s 1st (annual, bi-annual, weekly?) Side-Eye Award Ceremony.
This go-round? We’ve got three awardees:
- Penn State University. I’m not a lawyer, don’t pretend to be one. The only thing I remember from my two law classes? Quid pro quo. And that’s just because I like the way it sounds. Anyhoo…I don’t know what the law says the administration, coaches, grad assistants should’ve done concerning the Sa.ndusky abuse allegations, but I do do know that common sense and moral decency should’ve sent one, some, most, all of them running to the police. I pray to God above that if anyone I know ever sees a child being abused they won’t just tell their boss and walk away.
- R.ick P.erry. Did y’all watch the debate? Sir, save yourself and your supporters time, money, and dignity. Drop out now.
- E.ddie M.urphy. This dude decided not to host the Oscars because his friend /director got in trouble for using a gay slur. Oh, okay.
Who else should receive a side-eye this go ’round? Anybody/thing rubbing you the wrong way right about now??
1. The Personhood Amendment did not pass! As a rape survivor, as a woman, as a mother to a girl-child I am over the moon with joy that our choices as it relates to our reproductive rights are still intact in the state of Mississippi. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions on this controversial movement – I’m just ecstatic that more people agreed with me than the opposing side last night! Hell, I might start taking birth control pills just because I can!!!
2. Heavy D died yesterday. I remember when people my parents grew up listening to would die and how shocked and distraught they’d seem. I never thought it was that big a deal – these were “old” people after all. Well, now someone that I grew up listening to and admiring is gone at the age of 44 and I know exactly how they felt. I’ve always like Heavy’s music – fun, positive joints that got and kept you on the dance floor. I loved watching him on TV – particularly on Living Single, and I appreciated his guest appearances on other artists’ songs – especially Janet Jackson’s “Alright!” Diddly diddly dee indeed. RIP.
Okay, I’m being a bit – just a bit – melodramatic. I can breathe just fine.
Today’s the day. Mississippians will vote for a new Governor, Lt. Governor and on three initiatives. The BIG one for me being 26 – The Personhood Amendment.
I promise I’ll stop blogging about this (fingers crossed behind my back) but I just really, really hope that this thing does not pass.
I cannot imagine living in a state where certain birth control options (pills and the IUD) are illegal. Where the morning after pill is not available to rape or incest victims. Where the life of the mother is irrelevant. Where women’s options as it pertains to their bodies, their lives are gone.
Somebody call me in the morning and let me know how things turned out – if I watch the returns I’ll probably stroke out.