The View From Here

Lovegirl:  Mama, look!  There’s a kangaroo in the backyard!
Nerd Girl:  Lovegirl, there is not . . . (hmmm, just what if there is) . . . I’m coming.
Nerd Girl:  Lovegirl, that is not a kangaroo.  That’s a squirrel standing on his haunches.
Lovegirl:  Yeah, well, he kind of looked like a kangaroo from here.

Clearly, a trip to the zoo is in order.